Well, they let the gate up so ecco, naiko and bbR bail
It's been six months pick them up from the county jail
With a smog mother payin' their dues
Steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes
But they ain't naggin'
Here come the fellas they can hear the muffler draggin'
8 men in the car long
And the Faygo is almost gone
Their nuts are kinda hard so they need a mate
So their homeboy's cousin set them up with a blind date
She said "Pick me up at three"
"Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street, ho
We gonna eat at Mexican Village
Take a cab and we'll pay the tab
And when she showed, well, we'll be damned
Left our wallet at home on the TV stand
Have her pay him and for dinner too
The knot in our sock, it done bit you
She's all prettied up for nothing
We´re smelling like shit and our chin is scruffing
And we´re chewing on our food like a pitbull
Cuz we won't front for the ho
Stuck our face in a bowl of soup
And just sucked it all up threw our missin' tooth"
The bitch jumped up with a boom
"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom
She's got the tab, so we go for ours
And order up some '52 vintage wine
"Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that
Motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat"
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit
We ain't saying nothing though
WE ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho
What's up bitch, we´re ready to break
How long can one fat bitch take?
Quite snacking and pay our saps
Cuz we goin' home to meet her pops
"So ecco, bbR, naiko, what is that you do for a living?"
"Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on
Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, We think we sold
to that fat bitch in the kitchen
Your dad's really cool sweetheart
We mean him letting us use his car
And he slipped us a fifty
Ecco, naiko and bbR are kinda nifty
If we´d a hit you'd be home through
But now your coming home with us
Dad we gotta bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon
Now the juggla's known to smack hoes
But we need the shot too
So we switch to the mack mode!!!
Now woman, you know we love you
So why don't you just let us fuck you
Now bitch, we know you's a freak
So let us get a little kiss on your cheek
And a fuck to go with that
Come on, nympho, let us hit that
Tell ya what you let us stick it
And we gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho"
And that was that
A little smooth talking she was on her back
And they are finally sticking
Dump ya, and they are eating their chicken
You'll never guess what
their first day out and they caught their nut!!!